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Customer Quips 15
A quick one today…
Me: Good Morning!
Customer: No thank you just a coffee.
Me: Uh, ok?
Customer Quips 14
Customer: I think I want a small mocha.
Me: No problem. Would you like whipped cream?
Customer: What do you do with the whipped cream?
Me: uh, put it on top of your drink.
Customer: Is that good?
Me: Yes. Delicious.
"Find out who you are and be that person. That’s what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come."
— Ellen DeGeneres (via gaywrites)
Customer Quips 13
Customer: I’d like to order a sandwich.
Me: I’m sorry we don’t have sandwiches.
Customer: I’d like a bologna sandwich.
Me: No sandwiches. Sorry. The bakery may have a quiche today though.
Customer: A what? Maybe they have bologna.
Me: I know for sure that they don’t have bologna.
Customer: Hmph. (while walking toward the bakery)
I found out later that the customer went through the bologna sandwich conversation with the bakery as well.
(Source: pactressia, via heartless-in-love)
Having never tried on these glasses I’d say ordering them over the Internet worked out ok.
